Best way to eat out a vagina?:)




Tease. Tease. Tease. Make her beg for it before your tongue even touches her clit. Use her body. From her head to her toes, but don’t you dare touch her clit at all. Kiss her thighs, bite down. Make her yelp and moan at the same time. Spread her legs forcefully, kiss her inner thigh, kiss as close at her dripping wet pussy as you can without touching it. Go up to her head; whisper all the things you want to do to her lightly in her ear before you kiss your way back down to her hips. Take your time. Her body is a canvas and you are Picasso. Your finger tips and your tongue are your paint brushes. Don’t leave any skin untouched. Slowly remove her panties and kiss softly any skin revealed. Finally, once she’s aching and begging for more, flatten your tongue against her clit and slowly move up. Don’t flick. Just taste. Taste her, truly taste her. Your warm tongue against her throbbing clit will send a sensation down her body. There’s more to do; a lot more, but start with this and you’ll be fine.

Holy fuck

Good lord.

hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:
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The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

One year, we misfired. It got imbued in Justin Bieber instead.


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Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍